The DUP should come clean and publicly rebrand the party as the Protestant Sinn Féin.
That's the nickname the late former South Down Ulster Unionist MP Enoch Powell gave the one-time Paisley camp.
The Stormont and Council polls have confirmed the realignment in Northern politics. Instead of the previous 'Big Four', we now have the Gang of Three – the Real Shinners, the Prod Shinners, and the lapdog Alliance to keep the peace.
Apart from occasional rants about a united Ireland or the Union, there is very little to separate the Stormont policies of Robbo's DUP and Marty McGuinness' Sinn Féin.
Both are socialist parties, and both know how to vote manage effectively. More importantly, both will dominate Northern politics for the foreseeable future.
Former Northern Premier Terence O'Neill is spinning in his grave with laughter at the way the DUP has transformed itself from a snowballing gang to the most liberal movement in the history of Unionism.
Had Bobby Sands and the other nine hunger strikers known how Sinn Féin would become even more 'Stormont friendly' than Eddie McAteer's old Nationalist Party, they would have instantly quit their death fasts.
It makes you wonder what the next stage of the rollercoaster Real Shinner/Prod Shinner tour will take in the North. How about an independent Ulster with queen Bess as head of state?
But there is one lesson the peace process has thrown up – learn to expect the impossible. Given the pace of the devolution bandwagon over the past four years, is eventual Home Rule for the North such a joke?
The North's Celtic pal, Scotland, has just witnessed the election of a majority nationalist government, with the promise of a referendum on independence.
With the demise of the Celtic Tiger, a political united Ireland is a non-starter. The South simply could not afford to take on the running costs of an additional 1.7 million citizens.
Even if the Scots don't vote for independence, the SNP will ensure it gets so many additional powers for the Scottish Parliament, Home Rule in Scotland will be complete in all but name only.
If it's good enough for the Scots, it's good enough for the North. There may not be any elections in the North for the next three or four years, but there are plenty of centenaries to be commemorated.
Unionists mobilised 100 years ago to combat Home Rule for Ireland, but may unite to ensure Home Rule is gained for the North in time to make the centenary of the signing of the Ulster Covenant, formation of the original UVF, and the Larne gun-running to arm the Ulster Volunteers.
The future direction of the 'Ourselves Alone' DUP and Sinn Féin is clear, but will the election-battered and feud-plagued SDLP and Ulster Unionists have a future in the new-look Home Rule North?
In the new Home Rule North, the cross-border bodies will have increased powers so the SDLP will have to find a leader who will merge the party with either Fianna Fáil or Fine Gael. A merger is a 'must' if the SDLP is to end this decade with any political relevance.
As for the UUP, it needs tough internal discipline and swing to the constructive Radical Right.
For the past decade, the UUP has tried to 'out-DUP' the Paisley/Robbo camp and failed. Trimble and Empey tried to be more hardline than Paisley, and slipped up. Elliott has tried to be more liberal, but the 'scum' debacle has clobbered him.
The TUV is so negative it will soon join other anti-agreement Unionist parties in the political dustbin.
The new-look Ulster Unionists must become a Thatcher-style, Right-wing movement, but with plenty of constructive policies so Home Rule North still retains firm links with the monarchy and Commonwealth.
